Tuesday 31 July 2012
Friday 10 February 2012
Wednesday 14 December 2011
Wednesday 7 December 2011
Monday 11 April 2011
Monday 21 June 2010
Monday 22 December 2008
Friday 31 October 2008
Friday 3 October 2008
Saturday 12 July 2008
Wednesday 30 April 2008
Sunday 23 March 2008
Thursday 13 March 2008
Next time
"You are so fortunate to be in that wheel chair"........ the competitive frame has this power...to bring out the idiot inside us.....
Thursday 6 March 2008
Tuesday 26 February 2008
Wednesday 20 February 2008
Thursday 14 February 2008
Friday 8 February 2008
Monday 4 February 2008
Sunday 3 February 2008
Sunday 27 January 2008
Thursday 24 January 2008
Sunday 20 January 2008
unintended consequences
or how systems might produce positive feedback loops........and the best intentions derive in crazy consequences
Friday 18 January 2008
Thursday 17 January 2008
Sunday 13 January 2008
Thursday 10 January 2008
Friday 4 January 2008
Monday 31 December 2007
Saturday 29 December 2007
Tuesday 25 December 2007
Friday 21 December 2007
ahhhhh
I could start one of these sites........ more on the side of customer treated like dog shit....
Wednesday 19 December 2007
Monday 17 December 2007
A new opportunity
for psychiatrists.... "in love with a router"????'.... the rethoric and the semantics of business get weird .... one of these days there will be a marriage between someone and his refrigerator designed by Apple perhaps....
Thursday 13 December 2007
Sunday 9 December 2007
Monday 3 December 2007
Friday 30 November 2007
Thursday 29 November 2007
Monday 26 November 2007
Saturday 24 November 2007
It's not what you say it's the way that you say it...
.....these are genuine clips from council complaint letters.
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't
take it anymore.
3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
knob off.
5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle, very badly, when he put
his foot in the hole in his back passage.
6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
fence.
7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I
think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped
and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain
filthy.
13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.
15. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and
not fit to drink.
16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at
6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous.
19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third,
so please send someone round to do something about it.
20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do
something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
wife.
22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I still
have no satisfaction.
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't
take it anymore.
3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
knob off.
5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle, very badly, when he put
his foot in the hole in his back passage.
6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
fence.
7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I
think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped
and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain
filthy.
13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.
15. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and
not fit to drink.
16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at
6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous.
19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third,
so please send someone round to do something about it.
20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do
something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
wife.
22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I still
have no satisfaction.
Thursday 22 November 2007
Tuesday 20 November 2007
Monday 19 November 2007
Wednesday 14 November 2007
Tuesday 13 November 2007
paradoxical bind
the quest for cheaper and cheaper labour driving costs down and profits up leads to interesting problems .......a contradiction between short and longer term objectives indeed...what one fails to see is how any other group would sove this little conundrum...
Sunday 11 November 2007
Saturday 10 November 2007
Thursday 8 November 2007
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